So yesterday's Superbowl proved to be bizarre to say the least. From controversy from the get go, Katy Perry hinting us something insane and a play call by renowned offensive coordinator Pete Carrol having more than Seahawks fans asking themselves,"what the hell was that?" Well it was all interesting to begin with. With talk of Brady and Co. being cheaters by changing weight of their game balls in a post season advantage against the Indianapolis Colts. While announcers before the game accredited Russel Wilson on his agility and ability to move out the pocket to run for yards. We all had a good feeling this game was going to be filled with offense. But we never got to see any from Carl Jr. himself. Anyways I will stray away from going into any play by play breakdown for I would presume most analysts are caught up in their own speculations of such. But I will go ahead and share what I noticed during the game that left me wondering what the hell I was watching. A pretty even game that seemed to be biased commentating weighing in on the Seahawks side of things. To a complete switch in bias of favor for Brady while he was redeeming himself in his fashionable sense late in the 4th quarter with a comeback. Well it all struck me to be ironic to say the least and to be quite honest the game was filled with irony of itself. I'll go ahead and just pick out the obvious that I went back and wrote about. Pop culture was back in action with their famed star, top of the billboards artist our dear beloved American sweetheart Miss Katy Perry. Treating us with an "iconic" entrance of her own what seemed to be a fancy futuristic robotic tiger hinting back to us with a little evil. While singing her well known chorus, "I've go the eye of the tiger." Was she just hinting back to something red? Or does anybody recall the end of that "Gladiator" movie? Hmm. Nonetheless her show was filled with dance choreography having her dancers swaying backwards left and right? You might all just faint to what your seeing is that right Katy? Or your just a teeny bopper favorite telling young girls to go kiss girls instead. Boys shouldn't mind right? Your just good old pop culture Katy did you forget who sponsored your halftime show? Pepsi babe, catch my connotation? But hey I don't want to spend too much time on this chic for she is just poorly attempting to try and hint to America and the rest of the world some Illuminati brainwash. So hear is just a few more for you. Let me dress myself in some firey seduction playing off the mythological legend of the fiery Phoenix who holds onto truth. Or let me hold this mic in front of the camera in triangular fashion flashing a hint of Illuminati association back to you. Like I'm holding some wisdom back from you. Or as a finale let me swing myself around this evolved once called coliseum like I'm the white witch rocking a slit. Did you cast your wish on my shooting star? Well here's a kiss back to my poppy pit. Bet you didn't catch the unlit patriot icon on top of the star cause by the end of this game that's all you are. Well it did end with Pats on top. Thanks again Katy legend does have it the whore of Babylon was a pretentious wanna be icon. Was that what you were trying to perform out pretty lady? 13 minute halftime show would presumably spin of some numerology of divinity. Well lets get back to the game and how the Patriots were true to their nature. Just like a spin off some politicians these guys always had a trick up their sleeves. Your knee is obviously down, but I'm going to still run off with the ball. Like you must play whistle not the call. OK you bad boys are safe there. But how about we just jump to the irony of the end of the game. Pats score to go on top. Think that drive came from another Wilson interception giving the Pats the ball right? Zebra's playing it cool with a block in the back against them, but still allowing for Pats to hold onto ball. Well Seahawks get it back and had one last chance to score. Hail Mary it was and it seemed like God himself gave that receiver the catch. Like come on now you got the lucky bounce of a fully inflated football. Alright your all set up first and goal. But in obvious running situation Wilson throws another interception. Like wait a minute, what the hell was that? Repeated inside my head. I swear he just threw that directly to the Pats DB. I'm confused was it a last minute choke? Or did he beat some cheaters in a old school play-yard fashion. So how about I just throw some football conspiracy out there cause its just football now people. Seahawks could have easily ran that ball in the end zone to put the game away. But that did not happen. So what was going through Russel Wilson's mind? I'm going to throw this game away and give it to the cheaters. Just so we have the power of say in the end. Yeah we gave it to you guys. Your welcome. But were not going to respect it and give it a little fight in the end. Whats really going on down there? Now off to the Lombardi ceremony. Reporters catching Belichick and Brady off guard asking about that last interception. Both acknowledging it uneasily and straying away to give it too much attention. Like I hope no one wonders about that one too much. Then the last interview I caught was the should have been MVP Malcom Butler. But we don't want to give him too much attention. With more wanna be swag then class cursing into the camera with his teammates this interview didn't seem very patriotic. I was just left with why cant this team just show more class for this country. I left myself thinking wouldn't it be cool if Russel Wilson gave that game back to the Patriots just so they would have stand up to their controversy and accusations from the previous game. So who knows maybe Russel Wilson will say something that proves my theory. But I won't count on it. I mean wasn't it a fully inflated Wilson football that proved to be official? Or maybe it was an old Gatorade tank trick to dunk and get some air out quick? I do not know all just speculation now. Or maybe it was how much we pay these guy's for a freaking game to begin with that we all forgot how easy it could have been to get paid off. Greed was always a factor now. Like here Russel Wilson take this much money from us just so this year we can make a little history. Just throw us the game ball. Maybe this is why I gave up on this game called football. Too much out there.
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